I don't really really know what to do with this site at this point. I don't know if I'm going to ever resume Do Not Read. Almost no one's asked me about it. That's fine because the page was for myself anyway. I've had "update" ideas for f2k, this splash page, and the main page for years but haven't felt like finishing and using them. I actually kind of like how whiny people get about the red color set on f2k. Eventually, I'll move this page to another server because the Tripod banners are extremely annoying. I wish there was a way to remove them but Tripod tightened their coding up so that you can't. Sorry. You can proceed to the main page if you like.