[ i crack myself up ]
sorry about your daughter
CHICKEN OF THE SEA
little lost soul
HOMEBOY FROM THE FUTURE
vague, stupid comments
SIPPIN ON SOME SYRUP
you crowd me out
TRAVIS WILL NOT BE DISCLOSING ANY INFORMATION ON ANY PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE PEEL SESSIONS - THANK YOU.
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!
SON OF LAMB
and there was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt
I'VE LOST MY WAY
i hope your friends get arrested
acquiesce to a kiss?
EQUALLY ALOOF AND ALTRUISTIC
why must i be the thief?
THROW MORE CRIBS THAN A BABY MAMA
distilled sweetness from a sour tap
AND HOPE IS A LETTER THAT WILL NEVER ARRIVE DELIVERED BY THE POSTMAN OF MY FEAR
what about my bank account and my holy desert shield?
LICK MY BRAIN
mother earth is a vicious crowd
if yan can cook, so can you
THE GEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
lonely canadian girls
I'M NEVER COMING BACK
LIFT YOUR SKINNY FISTS LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN
a good prisoner
humble as a mumble in the jungle
PATTERN AGAINST USER
courtney needs love... and so do i
i don't need to be subtle to leave you befuddled cos you're too lazy to write a rebuttal
WAVES GO OUT, COME IN AGAIN
you look like you've been rode hard and left dry.
THE BACKGROUND MUSIC?
drink beer and eat the glass
WAY TO BLUE
check out my gravel pit, a mystery unravelling
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE MY MOUNTAIN, JUST GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO FIGHT
drunk 'n' bass / drunken bass
SAY YES TO CREDIT CARDS
she goes from mouth to mouth like a dentist
bulletproof.. i wish i was
code for fucking
THAT'S WHEN I REACH FOR MY REVOLVER
you're the man now dog!
I'M A STRANGER IN THIS TOWN
i used to love you, but now you just make me sick!
GET DEPRESSED AND KILL YOURSELF
electronic brain violence
YOU MAKE ME SICK I MAKE MUSIC
make hay not war
FIND HEAVEN IN THIS MUSIC AND GOD
life is like a video game with no chance to win
WELCOME HOME, DETECTIVE.
my love don't cost a thing
IT'S THE WAY A SANDWICH SHOULD BE
my headphones, they saved my life
THE DISTRIBUTION OF FEAR
tomorrow comes today
YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO LIVE, TOO QUICK TO DIE
one day your eggs are going to hatch and some very strange birds are going to emerge
TO EVEN THE TOUGHEST AMONG US THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH
do you really wanna know about some gangsta shit?
THIS IS SOME CRAZY NAKED STUFF!!!
picture me giving a damn, i said never
SECOND TOUGHEST OF THE INFANTS
poor, sweet baby!
DRIVE ANOTHER NAIL IN
whistle while you jerk
I'M THE KING OF SORROW
i write children's stories, too. it's not happy endings. kids get fingered. it's ok.
YOU'RE BEING TOOK FOR A RIDE
don't talk politics and don't throw stones
contempt for the rich
H TO THE IZZO
i'm living in cloud cuckoo land.
MAY NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS COME THROUGH YOUR DOOR
you're a donor?? why??
A LITTLE BIT OF NOISE WILL DESTROY YOU
i don't know why i feel so tongue tied
i suck my tongue in remembrance of you
I WISH YOU COULD TALK
while you make pretty speeches i'm being cut to shreds
WORDS I'VE SPOKEN SEEM TO LEAVE A HOLLOW SOUND
baby don't make no fast moves tonight
high school girls have nothing to say.
WHITE WOMEN WOULDN'T KNOW SEXY IF IT BIT THEM ON THEIR FAT ASSES.
i cybered your mother
JUST THINK OF ALL THE FUN YOU COULD BE HAVING
i don't know what you came to do, girl. what you came to do tonight. but i came to party.
LOST MY INNOCENCE TO A NO-GOOD GIRL
if i were a ninja, where would i hide?
THERE ARE SOME PRESSING MATTERS I NEED TO ATTEND TO
things we lost in the fire
THIS IS MOON MUSICK
i find that befuddling
REPORTING LIVE FROM BLACK TV, WHITE FOLKS ARE DEAD AND WE'RE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
hate my generation
AS I FELL I BEGGED YOU'VE GOT ME WRONG
tell me where to send your 24-piece tool kit
PEE ON YOUR FACE
put your balls in the bucket
NO ONE GETS OUT OF HER ALIVE
from her to eternity
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THOSE HOMES WERE THERE.
chillin at home
LET'S GET UNCONSCIOUS HONEY
that'd be a heckuva dagwood
watch this shit fall like rome.
HOW THE WEST WAS FUN
light another candle and release me
DAMN YOU, DANIEL SON
it beats pumping my dad for cash
SNACK YOUR BUTT OFF
SEE YOU IN HELL, ELROY!
wall of rejection
MEET THE G THAT KILLED ME
just because i have bug spray on my hands i don't want them anymore!
BLEAK, UNCERTAIN, BEAUTIFUL.
all these lonely girls wanna fuck. it's ok.
SHIT TASTES GOOD WITH LEMON SEASONING
little miss dead inside
TOUCHED BY AN UNCLE
don't talk about my girl man that's fowl
GIN & TONIC DEMONIC, BODY SMELL LIKE VOMIT
the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
CHARGE IT 2 DA GAME
are you texan or are you retarded?
GORDON RAPES TREES
GOD MADE ME FUNKY
as the world turns i spread like germs bless the globe with the pestilence the hardheaded never learn
EXCUSE ME, MONJON
heck is in heyah.
IT'S COMING OUT OF MY BOTTOM!
did you just call that man a bitch?
ME GUSTA COMER AL GATO VECES
i'll be like herbie and hand you a cock
HORACE G. DANNER
this about a city too
it's a growth.
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR
gq on the eq
your ass is mine, kid!
SHUT THE HECK UP
GIVE ME A NEW YORK HUG
trail of an octopus
OH SO YELLOW
what're the odds, what're the odds!!
WHAT A WASTE! WHAT A FAG!
come here, cow!
i'll buy that for a dollar!
THIS IS MY STATEMENT.
i play my enemies like a game of chess
I'M A POPULAR THUG
life is yours to piss on
the star shaped individual in society
aids is killing africans
PIMP THE SYSTEM
each one teach one
SMART KIDS WHO START SHIT
society has failed me and i want everyone to know
SICK LITTLE FARTS
YOU GOT ME STRAIGHT TRIPPIN', BOO!
no, i don't wanna play slapdick!
toylike people make me boylike
jerk you for ya pub i ain't paying a fee, i just loop it up on my mpc
KEEP THIS PISS AROUND (I NEED IT FOR MY NEXT ALBUM)
i just pay, pump, and go.
can you dribble a grenade?
BLAZE A FATTY
shoegazer stadium rock
NOTHIN' BUT A 'TWEE' THANG
have a latin mami
KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL
i've got a hankering for some urine
PREEMPTIVE WAR IS TERRORISM
the sauce is the boss
SHAKE THAT GHETTO THANG
i walk with a jimmy swaggart
GONNA BURN A GIANT X IN YO' FOREHEAD
fuck new york
SOMETIMES YOUR SUNSHINE GETS SNATCHED LIKE A NECKLACE
BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE DISCO KING
fuck this movie looks phat as hell
AWAY MESSAGE SHOCKER
laidback neutral mc's
clocks 'n' glocks
I AM THE ENEMY OF TIME
"yes!" she gasped. "oh baby, eat me where i crap!"
FOR THAT REAL HIP-HOP I'M READY TO PASS AWAY!
LET'S KEEP THIS FLY
ABORTED FETUS MISSION DISK
i'm a star, this life's the suburbs
ABORTION IS MEAN
your face or your knee caps
i'll be right back, i gotta go take a wicked "yes"
HE JUDGES THEM BY RAPE
GOD SAYS NO
true playa for real, ask puff daddy
HERE'S PISS IN YOUR EYE
shut up and live!
TEA BACK COW
a kiss is but a kiss but a barrel full of piss
WTF HAP END
GREAT, SEE YOU NEVER
i do know you. i am your chocolate master.
FOR K_MATY ONLY
i need a little room to breathe because i'm one step closer to the edge and i'm about to break.
FIRST GIVE ME THE LAMP!
this is me... then
EITHER LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME ALONE
i been quit
THE O BEAST
it's a cold world out there. sometimes i think i'm getting a little frosty myself.
EVERYTHING REMAINS RAW
bend over and lift up your nutsack
TONY TWO TIMES
when keeping it real goes wrong
GET HIGH SCHOOL
it's a pisser
BRACE FOR RAPE
i'd smile more if my teeth were whiter
NOSTALGIA IS NOT IRONIC
she's a cellulite beauty
let them eat vinyl
YANK ME HANK
two psychos in love
just think, what if you could just, just blink yourself away?
darkness, everybody, darkness!
i'm a millionaire but i feel like a bum
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
GUYS MAKE NICE PETS
you have to be high, do drugs
philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
that's, uh, that's pretty funny
HOW DO YOU RECONCILE THAT
don't thank me, pay me!
penis size is zero
BRING THE POWER BACK TO STREET, WHERE THE PEOPLE LIVE
YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, DOG!
THIS SWORD IS MY DESTINY
50 cent is still here in my place of recovery
RADIOHEAD FRIENDSTER G-UNIT SHIFTER
my time is not valuable
THIS IS NOYES
this is an islam that's radical for beauty.
I'VE GOT CANNED HEAT IN MY VEINS TONIGHT
HIP TO BE SQUARE
ZONE-ZONE-ZONE ZONE OUT!
you can only be so cool on the internet.
WHAT'S REALLY GOOD MAN
that's what's going on in the streets right now? taxes?
I WAS A TEENAGE RECLUSE
i'm dying inside, and nobody knows it but me
AMAZING RACE TRAITOR
i'm scientific but my reflex gangsta
STOP BEHAVING LIKE A HUMANZEE
sudanese penis exercises
OPENLY GAY SALAD
i don't know if you guys know this, but i'm kind of a big deal.
TEAR DA CLUB UP THUGS
she watches channel al-jazeera
i look at all the lonely people
austria gay tv!
don't act brolic on the internet, doggie
KERRY VS. BUSH: WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE.
I'M SO BORED WITH COWARDS
booty wigglin' and wobblin' while you pop it
NO MATTER HOW HOT SHE IS, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE IS SICK OF HER SHIT
bjork crip walking
WHAT A FACE
democracy, whisky, sexy
I'VE GOT REAL LIFE PROBLEMS, AIN'T NO TIME FOR INTERNET BEEF
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DORKS CRY
let's be gay together
SOME OF US HAVE ANGELS
you get mad at napster
CALL ME WHEN IT'S GANGSTA
sense of entitlement
U DIDN'T CARE
the only movement moving
OR MAYBE I SHOULD STOP DRINKING SEX ON BEACHES
chinese democracy (you snooze you lose)
"NUTS ON CLARK"
be yourself, not me.
SISTERS ARE DOIN' IT
appreciating the forgotten beauty of women's faces
YOU JUST HAVEN'T EARNED IT YET, BABY
closet space for the closet case
SOME FRIEND YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
harlem shake nah i'm in harlem shaking away, shaking to bake, shaking the jakes, kill you shoot the funeral up and harlem shake at your wake
it's not that kind of party
AIN'T NO SHAME IN MY GAME
how is it possible that courtney love looks worse than kurt cobain?
YOU HAD ME AT HELLA
AT WHICH POINT YOU REALIZE THAT LIFE IS BUT A JOKE AND THE LAUGH'S ON YOU. IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT?
beyonce: not a natural blonde.
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
gordon "quit" arsenoff
I AIN'T HEARD OF THAT
staff member luke "the ribbit" tibbett can answer questions about referral
REMEMBER, MY NAME IS EL CHEAPO FELIPO. I'M STILL HERE!
you're in the hood now, baby!
PRETTY FREAKY, SIS
YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU OWN
take it to the head
WELCOME TO THE MASTER RACE
galvanized by the negativity
MY GHETTO REPORT CARD
I'LL MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF YOU YET
NOT QUITE WHITE
y'all make beautiful gay music ock
when the cat's away, the mice will play
JAYLIB F/ AESOP ROCK - THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS, AND THE ATMOSPHERE
from ashy to classy
U SEE WE POE
drinking zinfandels with infidels
MAMA'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL
vampire: the masquerade
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
keeping up with appearances can be deceiving
we speak and believe hype
EXPLOITATION OF MISTAKES
if it's not one thing, it's your mother
HELL AMONG THE YEARLINGS
born under a bad star
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
WHY THEY HATE US
BANG ON THE SYSTEM
let 'em work let 'em live
WE SUPPORT YOUR WAR OF TERROR
TO THE MANOR BORN
ALL WE GOT IS U.S.
visualize whirled pee
CROWN FREAKIN' HOTTIE
I'LL STOOP AT NOTHING
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS
QUOTE A MEME, DRONE
a swing and a miss
THE EYES HAVE IT
I GOT NO GAME, IT'S JUST SOME BITCHES UNDERSTAND MY STORY
everybody's into weirdness right now
BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
THE COMPUTER IS PERSONAL AGAIN
I MAKE YOU LAUGH?
a corruption of
i was wrong... this changes everything.
MARTHA REDBONE: SKINTALK
it's a shame about rae
MY GAY DREAM
the sultan of twat
I'M A PERPETUAL BEGINNER
baptized in dirty water
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE
the time jesus got mad
IDM'D OUT ON PLANET MU
delusions of grandeur
test me for a reason, i'm supposed to ball
FAWNING OVER MEN
people living their lives for you on tv, they say they're better than you, and you agree
SPIRIT CREATURE NOT WEARING THE SHAPE OF A MAN
don't you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS
give me a cognitive break
THE TIME BEAN
life's too short for kurosawa
freedom or fiefdom
THE DUMB ARE MOSTLY INTRIGUED BY THE DRUM
i shall assist your suicide
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS
stupid suicidal asshoole
YOU ZIG, I'LL ZAG
i would love to love you, lover
TO ME YOU'RE LIKE A SETTING SUN, YOU SHINE, THEN YOU'RE GONE, BUT I WANT MY LIFE SO BRIGHT IT BURNS MY EYES, SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT WAY TO END MY LIFE
call me frosty, lover
WE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
stupid fool, you're forcing me to kill you!
DO WHAT THOU WILT
he spent a life of "going to do" and died with nothing done... "no, sir, i think i'm learning to cope with cowardice"
whatever gets you and me both off
IT'S JUST THE PIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION
it doesn't matter what these morons say
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
meant well never meant much
BLACK NATIONALIST SOCIAL CLUB
i have become comfortably dumb
IT'S THE TERROR OF KNOWING WHAT THIS WORLD IS ABOUT
i'll grow into them
sounds like a lot to do!
a cardinal error
I'M PRACTICALLY JERKING OFF HERE
an inelegant solution
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS LIGHT IN MY LIFE, BUT NOW THERE'S ONLY LOVE IN THE DARK. NOTHING I CAN SAY; A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART.
i won't take it with me
A MOTHER KNOWS
red wines are crazy delicious
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
it sure is something
REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES
either way i choose, i lose
i call it nutley block
SET FIRE TO LAMES
COFFEE, TEA OR ME?
LOVE WON'T LET ME WAIT
to each his reach
80 blocks from tiffany's
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
gentlemen prefer blondes
KEEP THE STREETS EMPTY FOR ME
my private shame
UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED
as long as you're humble, i'll let you be king of the jungle
WAKA FLOCKA'S LAME
THAT CONSTELLATION FUNK
there's no one here and people everywhere
I WAS A GENIUS
i say a thousand words and never tell you anything
HE BROKE THE RULES
it wasn't even close to halloween...
NOTHING TOUCHES ME
ANSWERS COME IN DREAMS
today is the last day that i'm using words
THE CHICKENHEADS COME HOME TO THE ROOTS
fat really ages you
WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO
i'm the worst one.
HIP-HOPPERS EAT COCK
we're on the same cycle
this is a lol
THEY WON. NOW WHAT?
putting the genie back in the bottle
bury the lede
I'M OK, BUT MY WATCH SICK
history is written by the victors
SHAKE THE TAIL
skin in the game
perception is reality
FOR OUR MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION
ahead of the joke
I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONE THAT'S DOIN' DOPE
a crisis of competence
I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND I'VE LEFT IT BEHIND
turn my days to frozen hours
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL MAN TO ME
do it now, before i lose my resolve
MODEST MILLIONAIRES BALLIN' ON A BUDGET
who wore it best?
THE FEW TERRIFIC SOUNDS OF SUN RA
AN ENVIABLE STREAM
NO PARTING SHOTS
I REALLY DON'T CARE. DO U?
YOUR ANGER IS A GIF
very legal and very cool
THREE MILF ISLAND
i think warthogs are beautiful, but people say i'm ugly, so i guess that makes me stupid.
A BROAD CHURCH
NOT GOING WELL IS IT
FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS
I AM A CLICHÉ